Out of the Mouths of Babes

Leah, not really realizing it, put me in my place.

Me: "Hi Leah. How was school today?"

Leah: "Great!"

Me: "Yeah? What did you do?"

Leah: "Well, first we had davening, then we had art and made glue. Then we learned how to cross the street. Then we learned about a rabbi."

Me: "Oh yeah, which rabbi?"

Leah: "Not you."